The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America beanies Featuring common North American birds

Featuring common North American birds such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson)

These double face socks have been in ROTOTO’s collection since the establishment of the brand

Our seagull has a red beanie

This necklace is 18 inches in length on a 14k gold-filled chain

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America beanies Featuring common North American birdsFor those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, andlet's face ittrue. Featuring common North American birds such as the White Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous yet angry